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    Thursday, May 6, 2010

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    Worlds most .....
    Returns with episode two, the worlds

    (viet)NAM-BER WAN AIRLINE!!

    VIET CONG AIR!! Heres our take on the airline!

    Seating: All the seats are very comfortable, however emergency exit seats are highly reccomended - Not for their extra leg room like in other airplanes though (they really should just call them long leg people seats), but for exiting the plane when it starts to crash. In addition, every seat is armed with a AK-47 holder, perfect all you viet congs out there! (For those looking to keep their grenades, all business class seats come with cup holders that double up as grenade holders. Just remember to tell not to put a cup in once youve kept the grenade.

    Inflight entertainment: Keep a look out at all times, during certian points in the flight, randomly placed mines will be set off, blowing everything in the surrounding and giving you the most unique and exciting in-flight entertainment EVER. If thats not enough for you, SIMPLE JACK will be screened 24-hours a day, NON stop!! WHoopie!! (For those who dont know what is simple jack pls refer to this movie http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFR8N_sLvFs)
    Food and beverages: Once again, we go beyond our duty and provide a wide selection of food available! If youre looking for good 'ol viet cong rations, they have them! How about some stolen American rations? No problem! Fresh stocks from the 1960s are still avaliable! Fancy something more exotic and toxic, they have rations from Singapura! Now THAT one needs some getting used to, even their vicious pet Dugongs' stay away from them! (Do note that choosing to eat the exotic fare will incur a fare and only DONGs are accepted)
    Mmmm.... Yum yum !!

    Safety: Ah... safety.... Always a concern for other airlines, but Fret not!! On Viet Cong air, they are so sure of the level of safety, they dont even provide seat beats or lifevests!! No more watching ugly male air-stewards undo their belts!! Thank goodness!! No more bleeding eyes!! In fact they dont even have a back up plan should the plane fail. So you can just sit back and enjoy the flight without the ever present fear of needing to smack your head on the seat in front of you and chorus " BRACE BRACE " with the rest of the crowd.

    No more belt unbuckling !!
    To end off, heres

    5 Tips for a good flight:

    1)Comfortable shoes are shoes for the feet-less. If you want to keep you feet on, its advisable to wear combat boots to reduce the impacts of occasional land mines.
    2)Ear plugs are also a must unless you want your ear drums to bust
    3)Always keep your gun next to you
    4)NEVER keep grenades in your under pants, thats just common sense
    5)Avoid calling anyone with an english name as most passengers flinch and reach for their guns.
    Afghanism names (eg, Bambii, tango sucka, marijuana) are most welcome.

    And thats it for this Episode of THE WORLDS MOST ....

    See you soon !


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