Thursday, April 22, 2010

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THE WORLDS MOST......

On todays program we have the worlds most
COMPETITIVE STUDY ROOM!!!
NOTE: The room is not competitive, the PEOPLE are !!


Study room opening hours: 10am

Our brave reporter turned up at 9.45am only to find that HE WAS LATE!!!
15mins before opening is considered LATE in the world of competetive study rooms!!!!
(He was supposed to turn up at 9am but was delayed delayed by CHAR SIEW RICE - The SAUCE(source) of ALL LATENESS)

Heres a picture at 10am
As you can see, its already FULL.


All the competetive competetiors had reserved every single power point available.
Not only that, almost every single table already reserved!!
Reserved by sweaters, pencil boxes, files, notes,books, paper, water-bottles....
You name it, its there.


In a short interview with an individual who requested anonomity,
He said, "ZOMG!! These douches queue up to RUSH into the study room. They are already here by 9.30pm!! Theres this once, I came here around 9.45 and there was a queue, almost like theres some invisible line drawn to tell people, " QUEUE HERE => ". Its like theres treasure or something in there ".
The interviewed - A hobo living around the area, note the unshaven look.
Hobos usually dont have money to buy shavers



Oops! look at the time! Its 9 hours to our Critical thinking paper and we have to run!
I guess thats it for the first episode folks!

Before we go, heres a last picture of the WORLDS MOST COMPETITIVE STUDY ROOM at night 8pm.





Who knows where our intrepid report will end up next !!
Stay tuned for the next episode of THE WORLDS MOST ....
(CUE SHOCKING MUSIC, DUM DUM DUM)

P.s No one was harmed in the making of this program (except the reporter - hes died from coffee overdose) and all pictures have the boxes covering the eyes of the individuals to maintain
their identities private. All editing was done using the superb windows program paint.


7:14 AM